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A Burglar Breaks into the Wrong House

8 Oct

Burglar Breaks into the Wrong House

A burglar broke into a home. He heard a soft voice say,”Jesus is watching u”. Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again”Jesus is watching u”. He turned his flashlight around & saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking. The parrot said”Yes”. He asked the parrot his name the parrot said, “Moses”. The burglar asked, “What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?” The parrot said, “The same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus.”